I do not have the honor of being the author of this particular poem, but I really like it and decided to share it:
Oh, how I love you.
You are tall, dark, and rich.
You are ever so moist on my lips
With your waves of forbiddenness.
You come whem my body becons you.
You are stacked beyond belief.
Don't be fooled, it's always about size,
So bring on that huge, deep, dark and rich
Slice of chocolate cake.
Yes, yes, yes!
I am talking about chocolate cake.
You didn't think I meant anything else...did you?